From a thousand of your years in the future, OMEGA MONSTER PATROL! is a special unit of the Intergalactic Consortium that is focused on one thing: keeping the denizens of the Unified Controlled Firmament safe from monsters. That's right. Monsters. They're everywhere. Fortunately for you, in your time, monsters haven't reached your sector - nor are they interested. You pretty much have nothing they want.

However... our temporal scientists have now discovered that a small dominion of monsters has somehow broken the laws of time travel and is attempting in your time and in your space to seize power and take control to affect the future. Their influence is already abundant in your governments, corporations, media and interest groups.

Certain members of the Prime Council initially suggested that we simply erase your planet from existence, but they were thankfully outvoted. Your culture, your planet - they are salvageable. Liberty is your birth-right.

And that's where WE come in. OMEGA MONSTER PATROL! Don't worry, Earth-people. We will win. FEAR US, MONSTERS. Every dark creature, hellion, savage beast, horror of the shadow - be you leviathan or imp - you have no place here!

And while we're vanquishing foes here in 21st Century "Earth", we're going to throw some sweet dance parties.

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::: August 2006 Tour Journal :::